Twerking Girl: Benefits of Twerking while at Work

I was talking to my friend about how I get antsy at work and go to the bathroom to do pushups and squats and such...and then she told me about how she got caught twerking in the bathroom at work...the conversation went like this... And then I wrote this to email to her...    …

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Cathy

When you were born I was so excited. Eight years (almost) difference in age is a lot and I'd been waiting for a sister, for you, for so long. You had the most darling hazel eyes, chubby cheeks, and smiling mouth. I loved you before you were even born but in that first moment I…

Fat-Shame on Me!

Isn't weird how we constantly fat shame ourselves? It can't be helped. I try SUPER hard to stay positive. I'm about 30 lbs heavier than I'd like to be and I realize that's not insane but it still sucks. It's been a while since I've felt good about my body or shopping and I'm going…

Because You Can’t Just Have Fun

I'm at a party. But not really. I'm sitting in the hostess's bedroom crying and writing this.  I feel suddenly inadequate and awful, surrounded by these beautiful girls and their perfect bodies. Okay. Perfect may not be the right word but close enough. I KNOW that it's just me being insecure. I just can't help…

Identity Privilege

People say that Identity politics aren’t everything. And maybe that’s true In one sense because, ya know, National security Fiscal responsibility Foreign affairs blah blah blah But I think we can all agree That what we fight for In our politics What we expect From our politicians Is for them to fight FOR US For…

I Have This Fantasy

I have this fantasy, where I'm about 40 and Sean, Leah, Alicia, (my fiance and two bestest lady friends) and I are sitting out back of one of our houses, on the porch. It's summer and the sun is shining high and bright, with that extra yellow glow that layers over everything, making it serene and…

Purrmione Granger

"Purrmione Granger!!! A sassy and smart feline. That will be the name of our next kitty." ... "That's all for you, you know. Because people who love each other make sacrifices. And I love you so much I'd name a kitty after someone in your favorite books." I'm still waiting for Sean to respond to…

Because F The Cold, That’s Why

It's so cold. Like, so. fucking. cold. It's actually been a pretty mild winter so far. For that, as a whole, I am thankful. But seriously. I'm over the cold we have had. I have a feeling that it's going to be a long winter though maybe not so rough. It'll go until the end…